1 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:55,658 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 2 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:58,742 We love you Elisabeth! 3 00:02:58,783 --> 00:02:59,783 Please! 4 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:00,867 Over here! 5 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:02,117 Oh my God, we love you! 6 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:11,700 my favorite. 7 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:15,042 - Wanna get something to eat? - Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 8 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,783 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... 9 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,158 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 10 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:32,325 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 11 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:37,867 He owes me 20 bucks. 12 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:55,617 Get out the way! 13 00:03:55,742 --> 00:03:56,825 Vamos! 14 00:03:59,575 --> 00:04:00,825 Shit! 15 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:31,950 You got it! 16 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,075 Feel that power, ladies! 17 00:04:36,908 --> 00:04:38,575 And march! Get those knees up. 18 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:39,742 You got it! 19 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,783 Come on! 20 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,408 Front. 21 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:46,742 Kick! 22 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,492 Kick! 23 00:04:49,075 --> 00:04:50,575 Oh yeah, you got it! 24 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:52,575 Square. 25 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:54,450 Think about those bikini bods. 26 00:04:54,617 --> 00:04:57,408 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 27 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,200 Come on. 28 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:00,950 Cross. 29 00:05:01,617 --> 00:05:02,742 Push. 30 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:05,658 Kick! Come on, you got it! 31 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,075 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 32 00:05:10,617 --> 00:05:12,242 You've got it! 33 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,200 Great workout, ladies. 34 00:05:19,658 --> 00:05:22,408 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 35 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:24,117 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 36 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,575 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 37 00:05:26,742 --> 00:05:28,158 But in the meantime, 38 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:29,908 take care of yourself. 39 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,117 Move it back, position one. 40 00:05:36,158 --> 00:05:37,533 Great job, ladies. 41 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,200 You got it. 42 00:05:39,242 --> 00:05:40,783 Alright take these down for me. 43 00:05:59,575 --> 00:06:01,408 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 44 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:06,617 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,117 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 46 00:06:29,408 --> 00:06:33,492 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 47 00:06:33,575 --> 00:06:35,117 in the next few weeks. 48 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:38,283 Look, I'll make it simple. 49 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,117 We need her young. 50 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:42,367 We need her hot. 51 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:44,200 We need her now. 52 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:48,075 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 53 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:50,325 that's the fucking mystery to me. 54 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,325 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 55 00:06:54,408 --> 00:06:55,992 When was that? Back in the 30s, 56 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:58,367 what, for King Kong? 57 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:02,117 - promised her... - No. 58 00:07:02,575 --> 00:07:06,075 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 59 00:07:06,617 --> 00:07:09,783 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 60 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:13,075 Find me somebody new! 61 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,783 Now! 62 00:07:16,117 --> 00:07:21,658 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 63 00:07:21,825 --> 00:07:23,617 How old is Jennifer? 64 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,575 You better get busy! 65 00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:05,242 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 66 00:08:10,325 --> 00:08:11,533 People just love that. 67 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,950 I mean, that's just the way it is. 68 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,033 C'est la vie. 69 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,825 People are just people. 70 00:08:18,992 --> 00:08:22,408 And I have to give people what they want. 71 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,617 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 72 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:28,450 And people always ask for something new. 73 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,492 Renewal 74 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:32,533 is inevitable. 75 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:34,867 And at 50... 76 00:08:35,408 --> 00:08:36,450 well... 77 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,033 it stops. 78 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,325 What stops? 79 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:42,992 What? 80 00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:45,033 What stops? 81 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:49,492 You know, the... 82 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:58,867 Oh, George! 83 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:01,867 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 84 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,117 Harvey! 85 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:06,325 George, those ratings are insane! 86 00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:09,033 You're a genius! 87 00:09:09,075 --> 00:09:11,033 Oh what a man, you're a genius! 88 00:09:12,742 --> 00:09:14,283 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 89 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:06,325 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle 90 00:10:06,408 --> 00:10:08,408 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 91 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,533 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 92 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:13,450 So, you are good to go. 93 00:10:14,617 --> 00:10:16,450 Vaccination, okay. 94 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,825 Not currently on any medication. 95 00:10:19,658 --> 00:10:21,450 By the way, I just want to say, my... 96 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,742 my wife is a huge fan. 97 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:28,950 Blood type... 98 00:10:28,992 --> 00:10:30,825 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 99 00:10:31,075 --> 00:10:32,075 Happy bir... 100 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:45,283 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 101 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:46,867 Have a good... 102 00:10:47,617 --> 00:10:48,700 Bye. 103 00:10:56,075 --> 00:10:57,283 One moment. 104 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,450 There's just one last exam to perform. 105 00:11:00,617 --> 00:11:02,367 I thought he said I was good to go. 106 00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:26,533 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 107 00:11:27,242 --> 00:11:28,533 You're a good candidate. 108 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:31,325 I mean, you're good to go. 109 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,658 I wish you the best. 110 00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:15,367 Lizzie? 111 00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:18,450 Lizzie Sparkle? 112 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,617 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 113 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,867 Fred! 114 00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:27,450 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 115 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,533 Fred, of course! 116 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:34,450 You haven't changed a bit. 117 00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:38,408 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 118 00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:41,575 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 119 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:44,283 Wow, wow, wow! 120 00:12:44,783 --> 00:12:45,783 Wow. 121 00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:46,908 Hey... 122 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,450 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 123 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,783 Now that we're, you know, "reconnected". 124 00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:54,575 - Oh, of course, - I'm... 125 00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:56,575 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 126 00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:59,033 Why don't you give me your card? 127 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:00,783 I mean, you never know. 128 00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:02,742 Here... 129 00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:04,408 This will do. 130 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,533 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 131 00:13:10,783 --> 00:13:12,283 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 132 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,783 There. 133 00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:19,658 Now, you've got it! 134 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,533 Call me. 135 00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:15,867 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 136 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,783 Younger. 137 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,742 More beautiful. 138 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,533 More perfect. 139 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:28,992 One single injection unlocks your DNA. 140 00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:31,992 Starting a new cellular division. 141 00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:34,867 That will release another version of yourself. 142 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,700 This is... 143 00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:38,950 The Substance. 144 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,117 You are the matrix. 145 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,075 Everything comes from you. 146 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,575 And everything is you. 147 00:14:46,783 --> 00:14:50,283 This is simply a better version of yourself. 148 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,158 You just have to share. 149 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,200 One week for one. 150 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,117 And one week for the other. 151 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:59,283 A perfect balance of seven days each. 152 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,825 The one and only thing not to forget. 153 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,575 You are one. 154 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,700 You can't escape from yourself. 155 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:28,783 You slip through my fingers 156 00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:34,533 And you drop to the ground 157 00:15:37,617 --> 00:15:40,908 You fade away 158 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:47,783 Fade away 159 00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:03,617 Here, Elisabeth... 160 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,283 Elisabeth, we love you! 161 00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:07,658 We love you... 162 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,658 Yes? 163 00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:32,783 Hello. 164 00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:36,033 I'd like... 165 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,033 to order. 166 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,408 Address? 167 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,450 1057 Beverly Canyon. 168 00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:50,658 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 169 00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:53,283 35 North... 170 00:23:48,617 --> 00:23:50,908 You are the matrix. 171 00:23:51,075 --> 00:23:53,283 Everything comes from you. 172 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:56,158 And everything is you. 173 00:23:57,075 --> 00:23:58,617 This is simply 174 00:23:59,117 --> 00:24:01,533 a better version of yourself. 175 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,700 Hello. 176 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:03,492 Thanks. 177 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:04,825 We'll let you know by next week. 178 00:37:05,075 --> 00:37:08,158 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 179 00:37:13,783 --> 00:37:15,117 Great dancer. 180 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,533 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 181 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:23,742 Next! 182 00:37:37,492 --> 00:37:41,200 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 183 00:37:41,617 --> 00:37:44,450 Please say your name, age, measurements. 184 00:37:58,658 --> 00:37:59,658 I'm... 185 00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:01,075 Sue. 186 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,867 I'm Sue. 187 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,533 Sue. Sue. Sue... 188 00:38:19,450 --> 00:38:21,200 Where is she? 189 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,117 Where is she? 190 00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:37,950 What a gorgeous 191 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:39,700 little 192 00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:40,992 angel! 193 00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,325 You're hired. 194 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:54,200 We want a show 195 00:38:54,575 --> 00:38:57,283 that's just like you. 196 00:38:57,450 --> 00:38:58,617 Beautiful and happy. 197 00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,908 People want to be happy. 198 00:39:02,325 --> 00:39:04,200 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 199 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:07,575 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 200 00:39:11,408 --> 00:39:12,492 Isabella. 201 00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:15,200 Isa, Isa, Isa... 202 00:39:15,325 --> 00:39:16,575 who has time to say that? 203 00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:18,742 We're gonna make you Cindy. 204 00:39:18,908 --> 00:39:19,908 It's shorter. 205 00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:21,367 It's better. 206 00:39:22,075 --> 00:39:25,450 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 207 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:28,408 Before you go, 208 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,533 I just have to mention a... 209 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:32,575 small scheduling issue. 210 00:39:33,242 --> 00:39:34,450 I have to be 211 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:37,117 out of town every other week. 212 00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:40,367 To take care of my mother. 213 00:39:41,742 --> 00:39:42,992 Who's very sick. 214 00:39:50,742 --> 00:39:53,867 I want you for this show. 215 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:57,158 And we will work around any mother, brother, 216 00:39:57,367 --> 00:39:58,867 fucking sick puppy 217 00:39:58,992 --> 00:40:00,742 you need to take care of. 218 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,700 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 219 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,408 People are gonna love that. 220 00:40:40,825 --> 00:40:41,825 Perfect. 221 00:41:08,242 --> 00:41:09,492 So you jump out. 222 00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:11,658 Touch your elbows. 223 00:41:12,158 --> 00:41:13,200 Head 224 00:41:13,242 --> 00:41:14,242 down. 225 00:41:14,617 --> 00:41:15,700 Contract. 226 00:41:18,992 --> 00:41:21,033 And five, six, seven, eight. 227 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,283 Elbows. 228 00:44:50,283 --> 00:44:52,033 There she is! 229 00:44:56,992 --> 00:44:59,117 Where have you been? 230 00:44:59,575 --> 00:45:02,783 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 231 00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:04,700 Anyway... 232 00:45:04,992 --> 00:45:07,533 we all chipped in, 233 00:45:09,242 --> 00:45:10,908 and we got you just a little something. 234 00:45:11,283 --> 00:45:12,908 To keep you busy. 235 00:45:13,492 --> 00:45:14,533 It's French. 236 00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:17,533 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 237 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:20,700 Oops, I gotta run. 238 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,075 But it's always great to see you. 239 00:46:05,783 --> 00:46:06,825 And we're ba... 240 00:46:06,950 --> 00:46:08,492 Which is the most valuable seafood? 241 00:46:08,575 --> 00:46:11,242 are expensing stock options. Most of the nation... 242 00:46:12,242 --> 00:46:13,908 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 243 00:46:14,242 --> 00:46:16,620 know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? Regr... 244 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,075 the field, kids on the f... 245 00:46:51,908 --> 00:46:54,283 The antelope and the deer moving about, 246 00:46:55,367 --> 00:46:56,783 A hunt through the T... 247 00:46:59,867 --> 00:47:02,200 only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 248 00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:04,950 we have a beautiful, beautiful 249 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,450 straight outta Africa... 250 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:14,533 $8.99, 99. In less than a minute we have it here today 251 00:47:15,658 --> 00:47:18,700 99, 99. I can't believe this price... 252 00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,700 98, with remote. 253 00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:53,533 I cannot believe the incredible price. 254 00:47:53,658 --> 00:47:55,908 For $49.98, shoppers. 255 00:47:56,492 --> 00:47:58,908 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 256 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,283 Beautiful. 257 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,742 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 258 00:48:02,825 --> 00:48:05,158 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 259 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,283 Put it right there, 260 00:48:06,367 --> 00:48:08,200 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 261 00:48:08,242 --> 00:48:09,492 How can you ever... 262 00:49:39,408 --> 00:49:42,992 God damn it, lady, come on! I haven't slept in three nights! 263 00:49:43,742 --> 00:49:45,867 Open up! God damn it! 264 00:49:46,325 --> 00:49:47,325 Are you gonna open... 265 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,200 Sorry. 266 00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:54,367 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 267 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,867 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 268 00:49:58,242 --> 00:49:59,242 Sue. 269 00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:02,075 Oler... 270 00:50:02,158 --> 00:50:03,242 Oler... 271 00:50:04,033 --> 00:50:05,033 Oliker. 272 00:50:05,075 --> 00:50:07,325 You wanted to complain about something... 273 00:50:08,367 --> 00:50:09,408 Oliver? 274 00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:11,408 What? 275 00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:12,658 No. 276 00:50:13,408 --> 00:50:14,575 No, no, no... 277 00:50:15,158 --> 00:50:18,367 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 278 00:50:18,408 --> 00:50:20,158 You know what I mean? 279 00:50:22,992 --> 00:50:24,450 I'm actually... 280 00:50:24,867 --> 00:50:26,117 quite handy. 281 00:50:26,283 --> 00:50:27,575 If you ever need... 282 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:31,533 need me to be of aid in any way. 283 00:50:31,825 --> 00:50:33,908 I got a sack of tools, and... 284 00:50:34,992 --> 00:50:36,700 I got a big hammer. 285 00:50:39,117 --> 00:50:40,617 You know what I mean. 286 00:50:42,408 --> 00:50:44,908 Anyways, I live right here. 287 00:50:45,075 --> 00:50:46,742 So you know where to find me. 288 00:50:46,908 --> 00:50:48,158 Anytime. 289 00:50:48,783 --> 00:50:50,075 Day or night. 290 00:50:50,492 --> 00:50:51,533 Later. 291 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:47,950 Hi everybody. 292 00:52:48,117 --> 00:52:49,492 I'm Sue. 293 00:52:49,658 --> 00:52:50,742 And it's time 294 00:52:50,908 --> 00:52:51,908 to pump it up! 295 00:52:52,158 --> 00:52:53,783 Are you ready? Let's go. 296 00:54:23,242 --> 00:54:25,533 Thank you so much, everybody. 297 00:54:25,992 --> 00:54:27,033 I'll see you next week. 298 00:54:28,492 --> 00:54:29,575 Oh... 299 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,617 And in the meantime... 300 00:54:33,575 --> 00:54:35,450 take care of yourself. 301 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,783 Where is she? 302 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:45,950 There she is! 303 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:49,325 Wonderful, wonderful. 304 00:54:49,825 --> 00:54:52,075 That's what I'm talking about! 305 00:56:07,950 --> 00:56:11,242 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 306 00:56:17,367 --> 00:56:18,908 Don't eat too fast. 307 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:37,033 Let's go! 308 00:58:31,533 --> 00:58:32,700 Are you alright? 309 00:58:36,992 --> 00:58:38,617 Yes, I'll be right back. 310 00:59:15,075 --> 00:59:16,075 Are you alright? 311 01:00:02,117 --> 01:00:03,408 What did you do? 312 01:00:03,492 --> 01:00:05,867 You seem even more beautiful than before. 313 01:02:40,075 --> 01:02:41,158 Yes? 314 01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:42,825 Yes, hi. 315 01:02:43,325 --> 01:02:45,658 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 316 01:02:51,325 --> 01:02:52,992 I'm 503. 317 01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:54,825 Yes. 318 01:02:55,742 --> 01:02:56,783 Yes, hi. 319 01:02:57,992 --> 01:02:59,658 There's been a slight 320 01:02:59,825 --> 01:03:01,700 misuse of the Substance. 321 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:06,825 A few extra hours were accidentally 322 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,367 used. 323 01:03:08,658 --> 01:03:10,033 Causing um... 324 01:03:11,533 --> 01:03:13,033 an alteration. 325 01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:16,617 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 326 01:03:16,783 --> 01:03:20,700 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 327 01:03:20,867 --> 01:03:22,742 There's no going back. 328 01:03:28,408 --> 01:03:29,450 No... 329 01:03:30,283 --> 01:03:32,242 I don't know what she was thinking. 330 01:03:32,492 --> 01:03:34,742 And obviously she was drunk. 331 01:03:34,992 --> 01:03:37,492 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 332 01:03:37,658 --> 01:03:38,992 You are one. 333 01:03:39,158 --> 01:03:40,325 Respect the balance. 334 01:03:40,492 --> 01:03:42,992 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 335 01:05:21,158 --> 01:05:22,408 Sue! 336 01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:24,117 Sue? 337 01:05:24,867 --> 01:05:26,742 I just saw you on TV. 338 01:05:27,075 --> 01:05:28,825 Holy moly! 339 01:05:30,117 --> 01:05:32,117 Makes me wanna join your class. 340 01:05:32,492 --> 01:05:34,492 You don't give private lessons, do you? 341 01:05:36,908 --> 01:05:37,950 Hey, um... 342 01:05:39,158 --> 01:05:41,783 What about a drink at my place tonight? 343 01:05:43,908 --> 01:05:45,700 Come on, don't be shy. 344 01:05:45,950 --> 01:05:48,658 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 345 01:05:51,950 --> 01:05:53,033 Alright. 346 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,533 Take your time. 347 01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,033 But it's a date. 348 01:05:56,950 --> 01:05:58,367 You know, pump it up 349 01:05:58,575 --> 01:06:00,533 You've got to pump it up 350 01:06:00,867 --> 01:06:02,533 You know, pump it up 351 01:06:02,867 --> 01:06:04,742 You've got to pump it up 352 01:07:28,867 --> 01:07:30,033 What can I get you? 353 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,450 Mocha latte. 354 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,367 It's long, isn't it? 355 01:07:48,117 --> 01:07:49,408 Excuse me? 356 01:07:53,158 --> 01:07:55,117 Seven days. 357 01:08:24,908 --> 01:08:27,158 Did you follow me here? 358 01:08:28,158 --> 01:08:29,700 I was just curious 359 01:08:30,075 --> 01:08:32,325 to find out how things were going for you. 360 01:08:33,617 --> 01:08:36,325 Each time, you feel a little more... 361 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:37,992 lonely. 362 01:08:38,992 --> 01:08:40,033 Don't you think? 363 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,700 I don't know what you're talking about. 364 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,617 I'm fine. 365 01:08:47,783 --> 01:08:49,367 Everything's fine. 366 01:08:49,575 --> 01:08:51,492 It gets harder each time 367 01:08:52,242 --> 01:08:53,908 to remember that you 368 01:08:54,408 --> 01:08:55,658 still deserve 369 01:08:55,908 --> 01:08:57,367 to exist! 370 01:08:59,950 --> 01:09:02,033 That this part of yourself 371 01:09:02,408 --> 01:09:04,658 is still worth something, 372 01:09:04,783 --> 01:09:06,325 that you 373 01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:09,158 still matter! 374 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,783 Has she started yet? 375 01:09:17,117 --> 01:09:19,825 Eating away at you? 376 01:09:36,992 --> 01:09:38,033 Fuck! 377 01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,450 Watch out! 378 01:09:48,033 --> 01:09:49,075 What? 379 01:09:59,742 --> 01:10:00,783 Hey! 380 01:10:00,950 --> 01:10:01,950 Move! 381 01:10:32,783 --> 01:10:36,158 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 382 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:46,992 Hello? 383 01:10:47,033 --> 01:10:48,742 Hi, Fred. 384 01:10:48,908 --> 01:10:50,158 It's Lizzie. 385 01:10:53,325 --> 01:10:54,408 Hello? 386 01:10:54,908 --> 01:10:56,783 Sorry, I'm in shock. 387 01:10:57,908 --> 01:10:59,992 Wow, wow, wow! 388 01:11:00,283 --> 01:11:03,033 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 389 01:11:03,075 --> 01:11:04,575 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 390 01:11:04,742 --> 01:11:06,200 I've just, I've just... 391 01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:08,408 I've just been really busy lately. 392 01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:09,908 So listen, 393 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,492 I was thinking that... 394 01:11:14,283 --> 01:11:17,700 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 395 01:11:23,033 --> 01:11:24,325 Are you still there? 396 01:11:24,867 --> 01:11:27,658 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 397 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,950 I could book Luigi's at 8? 398 01:11:33,617 --> 01:11:35,783 Eight at Luigi's it is. 399 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:37,367 I... 400 01:11:37,658 --> 01:11:39,658 I will see you tonight. 401 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,575 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 402 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:39,450 And we're back! And welcome back to... 403 01:16:39,742 --> 01:16:41,617 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 404 01:16:47,450 --> 01:16:48,867 Hi everybody! 405 01:16:49,950 --> 01:16:52,367 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 406 01:16:52,533 --> 01:16:54,200 First positions, thank you. 407 01:16:54,242 --> 01:16:55,533 Roll cameras. 408 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:56,825 And in 409 01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:58,200 Three, two... 410 01:16:58,908 --> 01:16:59,908 one... 411 01:17:02,575 --> 01:17:04,908 And squat, squat, squat. 412 01:17:06,492 --> 01:17:07,908 Circle those hips. 413 01:17:08,492 --> 01:17:09,700 Circle those hips. 414 01:17:10,242 --> 01:17:12,617 Contract, contract, contract. 415 01:17:13,033 --> 01:17:15,742 Contract, contract, contract. 416 01:17:15,908 --> 01:17:17,700 Head between your legs! 417 01:17:23,742 --> 01:17:24,867 Cut! 418 01:17:28,617 --> 01:17:29,867 I'm sorry, I thought I... 419 01:17:31,242 --> 01:17:33,117 I thought I... 420 01:17:34,033 --> 01:17:35,700 I just got distracted. 421 01:17:36,283 --> 01:17:37,963 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 422 01:17:38,450 --> 01:17:39,700 Back to one, please. 423 01:17:42,617 --> 01:17:44,242 Sorry, it's the control room now. 424 01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:46,700 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 425 01:17:46,867 --> 01:17:48,492 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 426 01:17:48,658 --> 01:17:49,783 Camera 2! 427 01:18:00,783 --> 01:18:01,867 Forward. 428 01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:08,992 Can I have my dressing gown? 429 01:18:09,325 --> 01:18:11,845 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 430 01:18:12,408 --> 01:18:13,908 Let's just take this frame by frame. 431 01:18:28,408 --> 01:18:29,450 I need five minutes. 432 01:20:28,533 --> 01:20:30,658 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 433 01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:33,075 I barely have any time to enjoy myself. 434 01:20:33,158 --> 01:20:36,033 While she wastes seven days, 435 01:20:36,075 --> 01:20:37,867 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 436 01:20:37,908 --> 01:20:39,950 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 437 01:20:40,075 --> 01:20:41,117 You are... 438 01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:45,408 Hello everybody... 439 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,700 What's happening? Where is everybody? 440 01:20:51,825 --> 01:20:53,367 The taping's been cancelled. 441 01:20:54,408 --> 01:20:55,408 What? Why? 442 01:20:55,575 --> 01:20:56,575 Sue. 443 01:20:57,033 --> 01:20:59,283 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 444 01:21:00,117 --> 01:21:01,158 Okay. 445 01:21:01,408 --> 01:21:02,450 I'll go change... 446 01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:04,075 No, he said "Now". 447 01:21:21,533 --> 01:21:23,325 I'll get right to the point. 448 01:21:24,325 --> 01:21:26,450 We can't keep you on the morning show. 449 01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:29,908 But why? I just started. 450 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,908 Ratings are through the roof. 451 01:21:33,742 --> 01:21:35,867 We started at 42. 452 01:21:36,367 --> 01:21:37,700 Now we're up to, like... 453 01:21:38,617 --> 01:21:39,700 216. 454 01:21:39,867 --> 01:21:42,158 It's phenomenal! 455 01:21:43,408 --> 01:21:44,783 People love you! 456 01:21:45,325 --> 01:21:46,992 They adore you! 457 01:21:47,117 --> 01:21:48,742 They want more and more 458 01:21:48,908 --> 01:21:50,200 and more of you. 459 01:21:50,367 --> 01:21:52,117 That is why we have decided 460 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,033 that we want you to host 461 01:21:55,992 --> 01:21:57,992 the New Year's Eve show. 462 01:21:58,617 --> 01:21:59,992 You mean the... 463 01:22:00,033 --> 01:22:03,117 The network's biggest show. 50 million viewers. 464 01:22:03,283 --> 01:22:04,450 Live. 465 01:22:04,617 --> 01:22:06,783 You can't go higher than that! 466 01:22:09,033 --> 01:22:10,117 Now, it's gonna be intense. 467 01:22:10,408 --> 01:22:12,950 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 468 01:22:13,325 --> 01:22:15,242 Are you in? 469 01:22:26,283 --> 01:22:28,283 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 470 01:22:28,325 --> 01:22:29,700 you won't get another chance. 471 01:22:31,325 --> 01:22:33,075 You of all people know this. 472 01:22:45,867 --> 01:22:47,867 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 473 01:22:47,950 --> 01:22:49,283 we can switch. 474 01:23:07,033 --> 01:23:08,492 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 475 01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,283 Just one more day, okay? 476 01:23:47,783 --> 01:23:49,950 No... 477 01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:20,450 Yes? 478 01:24:20,575 --> 01:24:22,533 She didn't respect the balance! 479 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,825 She's stealing more and more time from me. 480 01:24:25,992 --> 01:24:29,742 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 481 01:24:29,908 --> 01:24:31,492 She's a selfish bitch! 482 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:32,575 Would you like to stop? 483 01:24:35,617 --> 01:24:36,700 Stop? 484 01:24:36,825 --> 01:24:38,158 You are the matrix. 485 01:24:38,492 --> 01:24:41,742 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 486 01:24:41,908 --> 01:24:44,783 and go back to being just you, on your own. 487 01:24:44,950 --> 01:24:45,992 Would you like to stop? 488 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:51,575 Will it go back to the way it was before? 489 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:53,908 What has been transferred won't come back. 490 01:24:54,075 --> 01:24:56,408 But you can stop the experience as of now. 491 01:24:56,575 --> 01:24:57,908 Would you like to stop? 492 01:24:58,075 --> 01:25:00,825 To go back to being just you, on your own? 493 01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:04,783 No. 494 01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:08,533 No, no, no... 495 01:25:08,825 --> 01:25:10,200 I can't stop. 496 01:25:11,367 --> 01:25:12,367 She... 497 01:25:14,450 --> 01:25:15,450 I... 498 01:25:21,075 --> 01:25:23,158 The balance just needs to be respected. 499 01:25:23,325 --> 01:25:24,658 So respect it. 500 01:25:27,658 --> 01:25:28,950 Just stop it. Stop it. 501 01:25:29,283 --> 01:25:31,075 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 502 01:25:40,075 --> 01:25:42,575 Bob, you are the winner! 503 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:45,533 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 504 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:48,950 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 505 01:25:49,283 --> 01:25:53,533 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 506 01:25:57,033 --> 01:25:58,783 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 507 01:26:58,158 --> 01:27:00,450 Just a little something to keep you busy. 508 01:27:13,242 --> 01:27:14,658 Fuck... 509 01:27:41,158 --> 01:27:43,533 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 510 01:27:43,992 --> 01:27:45,200 The superstar 511 01:27:45,367 --> 01:27:47,533 of the moment, Sue! 512 01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:49,617 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 513 01:27:49,783 --> 01:27:50,950 Sue! 514 01:27:52,742 --> 01:27:57,700 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 515 01:27:57,867 --> 01:27:59,575 I don't think anybody 516 01:27:59,742 --> 01:28:01,325 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 517 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:11,908 It all started with the morning show. 518 01:28:11,950 --> 01:28:13,325 And rumor has it, 519 01:28:13,492 --> 01:28:16,908 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 520 01:28:18,825 --> 01:28:19,950 Ah, wait... 521 01:28:20,158 --> 01:28:21,242 just a moment. 522 01:28:21,408 --> 01:28:23,575 I'm being told you are going to host 523 01:28:23,742 --> 01:28:26,367 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 524 01:28:26,950 --> 01:28:27,950 Yes, that's right. 525 01:28:28,242 --> 01:28:29,575 Yes, that's right. 526 01:28:32,283 --> 01:28:35,158 Oh my God! That is huge news! 527 01:28:38,033 --> 01:28:39,533 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 528 01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:42,158 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 529 01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:45,575 I want, we want to know everything. 530 01:28:48,408 --> 01:28:49,783 Well, I mean.. 531 01:28:50,367 --> 01:28:52,700 There's really not very much to tell. 532 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,533 I'm just a girl 533 01:28:54,575 --> 01:28:58,283 from a very small town in Indiana. 534 01:28:58,492 --> 01:29:00,242 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 535 01:29:00,492 --> 01:29:02,450 In fact, it's not even a town. 536 01:29:02,492 --> 01:29:05,575 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 537 01:29:06,450 --> 01:29:08,325 a farm, perhaps? 538 01:29:15,075 --> 01:29:16,700 But, ever since I can remember, 539 01:29:16,867 --> 01:29:18,575 it has always been my dream 540 01:29:18,742 --> 01:29:19,950 to be on the screen. 541 01:29:20,533 --> 01:29:22,658 This is my dream. 542 01:29:22,825 --> 01:29:24,742 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 543 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,033 Your family. 544 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,283 How sweet. 545 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,242 So... 546 01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:34,783 everyone is aware 547 01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:36,408 that you replaced 548 01:29:36,783 --> 01:29:38,117 Elisabeth Sparkle. 549 01:29:39,283 --> 01:29:42,408 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 550 01:29:42,450 --> 01:29:44,075 you turned up the volume, 551 01:29:44,117 --> 01:29:46,283 and you rocked their world. 552 01:29:46,575 --> 01:29:48,200 Were you a fan of her show? 553 01:29:54,658 --> 01:29:55,825 Well... 554 01:29:57,075 --> 01:29:58,783 Well, I can't... 555 01:29:59,158 --> 01:30:01,825 I can't really say that I actually watched 556 01:30:01,992 --> 01:30:02,992 her show. 557 01:30:03,617 --> 01:30:07,158 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 558 01:30:08,158 --> 01:30:09,700 And you have to admit 559 01:30:09,867 --> 01:30:11,200 it was a bit old-fashioned. 560 01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:15,658 Jurassic Fitness, really. 561 01:30:16,575 --> 01:30:18,033 Jurassic Fitness? 562 01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:19,367 It needed a change. 563 01:30:21,658 --> 01:30:23,033 I'll fucking show you. 564 01:30:24,325 --> 01:30:26,283 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 565 01:30:29,575 --> 01:30:30,700 You want it? 566 01:30:31,617 --> 01:30:32,617 Come on, 567 01:30:32,742 --> 01:30:35,200 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 568 01:30:43,992 --> 01:30:46,158 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 569 01:30:48,367 --> 01:30:50,200 So every morning, 570 01:30:50,742 --> 01:30:51,742 rain or shine, 571 01:30:52,992 --> 01:30:54,950 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 572 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,200 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 573 01:30:57,492 --> 01:30:59,075 Whether I liked it or not. 574 01:31:00,283 --> 01:31:02,992 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 575 01:31:03,242 --> 01:31:04,867 "Some sort of connection." 576 01:31:05,033 --> 01:31:06,242 You wouldn't exist 577 01:31:06,492 --> 01:31:07,575 without me. 578 01:31:18,992 --> 01:31:20,867 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 579 01:31:20,908 --> 01:31:23,283 for our final question. 580 01:31:23,450 --> 01:31:25,242 The question that we ask 581 01:31:25,283 --> 01:31:29,408 each and every one of our guests. 582 01:31:30,033 --> 01:31:33,367 Would you share one of your little 583 01:31:33,408 --> 01:31:34,742 beauty secrets with us? 584 01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,242 Just one little trick of yours 585 01:31:38,408 --> 01:31:41,825 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 586 01:31:41,867 --> 01:31:43,575 - I don't know... - Say it! 587 01:31:44,575 --> 01:31:45,950 Say it! 588 01:31:46,992 --> 01:31:48,533 - Let me think. - Say it. 589 01:31:48,658 --> 01:31:50,950 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 590 01:31:51,117 --> 01:31:52,033 I guess... 591 01:31:52,158 --> 01:31:54,325 Why don't we just show them right here? 592 01:31:54,492 --> 01:31:55,992 Here's your little beauty secret. 593 01:31:56,117 --> 01:31:57,783 I guess I just try to be myself. 594 01:31:57,950 --> 01:31:58,950 To be sincere 595 01:31:59,117 --> 01:32:01,242 and grateful for all that I have. 596 01:32:01,992 --> 01:32:03,908 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 597 01:32:04,742 --> 01:32:06,783 America's sweetheart. 598 01:32:16,658 --> 01:32:18,283 "I just... 599 01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,742 I try to be myself." 600 01:32:22,325 --> 01:32:23,492 Stop it! 601 01:32:24,575 --> 01:32:26,033 Stop it. 602 01:32:26,242 --> 01:32:27,950 You're taking it from me. 603 01:32:28,117 --> 01:32:30,283 That's your little secret. 604 01:32:30,450 --> 01:32:31,992 Stop it! 605 01:32:32,283 --> 01:32:34,992 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 606 01:32:46,450 --> 01:32:47,908 You have to... 607 01:32:48,075 --> 01:32:51,158 control yourself! 608 01:33:10,825 --> 01:33:12,658 I can't go back inside her. 609 01:33:20,783 --> 01:33:22,242 Gross, old, 610 01:33:22,367 --> 01:33:23,617 fat, 611 01:33:24,408 --> 01:33:25,450 disgusting! 612 01:34:45,992 --> 01:34:47,367 Coming to bed? 613 01:34:48,075 --> 01:34:49,075 Yes. 614 01:34:49,867 --> 01:34:51,158 I'll be right there. 615 01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:57,533 - Yes? - Hi! 616 01:35:57,575 --> 01:35:59,367 Hi, this is an emergency. 617 01:35:59,533 --> 01:36:01,450 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 618 01:36:03,575 --> 01:36:04,742 Hello? 619 01:36:05,992 --> 01:36:07,575 It's fucking 503. 620 01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:08,742 Yes. 621 01:36:09,700 --> 01:36:12,325 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 622 01:36:12,492 --> 01:36:14,367 It means you've reached the end. 623 01:36:16,783 --> 01:36:17,950 What do you mean, the end? 624 01:36:18,242 --> 01:36:19,617 You've drained it all out. 625 01:36:19,783 --> 01:36:20,825 If you want more, 626 01:36:20,867 --> 01:36:22,742 you must let the fluid regenerate. 627 01:36:23,533 --> 01:36:24,908 Tell me how to do it, 628 01:36:24,950 --> 01:36:27,200 I need to stabilize myself right now. 629 01:36:27,575 --> 01:36:29,200 You simply have to switch. 630 01:36:31,908 --> 01:36:33,200 Excuse me? 631 01:36:33,242 --> 01:36:35,908 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 632 01:36:36,075 --> 01:36:38,533 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 633 01:36:38,575 --> 01:36:40,533 No, no, no. 634 01:36:40,825 --> 01:36:42,242 I can't switch, I can't. 635 01:36:42,783 --> 01:36:44,325 Especially not now. 636 01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:46,242 There is no other option. 637 01:37:12,867 --> 01:37:13,992 Sue? 638 01:37:26,242 --> 01:37:27,408 Babe? 639 01:37:30,492 --> 01:37:31,533 Sue? 640 01:37:32,075 --> 01:37:33,200 You alright? 641 01:37:39,075 --> 01:37:40,408 Stressed out about tomorrow? 642 01:38:00,867 --> 01:38:02,867 Sue? Is something wrong? 643 01:38:07,867 --> 01:38:10,242 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 644 01:38:14,992 --> 01:38:16,033 Sue, open the door. 645 01:38:17,283 --> 01:38:18,533 Come on, Sue. 646 01:38:19,117 --> 01:38:20,992 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 647 01:38:22,242 --> 01:38:23,575 Sue, open the door. 648 01:38:24,492 --> 01:38:26,200 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 649 01:38:27,617 --> 01:38:28,867 Babe. 650 01:38:31,783 --> 01:38:33,075 Open the door. 651 01:38:44,950 --> 01:38:46,033 Sue... 652 01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:55,033 Open the door! 653 01:38:55,950 --> 01:38:57,242 Get out! 654 01:38:57,867 --> 01:38:59,200 What the fuck? 655 01:39:00,158 --> 01:39:02,033 Get the fuck out! 656 01:39:02,367 --> 01:39:04,492 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 657 01:39:04,617 --> 01:39:05,908 And leave me alone! 658 01:39:14,825 --> 01:39:16,658 What the fuck! 659 01:40:09,950 --> 01:40:10,992 Yes? 660 01:40:11,742 --> 01:40:12,783 I... 661 01:40:13,783 --> 01:40:15,700 It's 503, 662 01:40:16,825 --> 01:40:18,492 and I want to stop. 663 01:40:18,658 --> 01:40:21,950 Are you sure? Once you stop, you can't go back. 664 01:40:22,117 --> 01:40:23,700 I wanna stop! 665 01:40:23,867 --> 01:40:26,075 I wanna fucking stop. 666 01:40:26,450 --> 01:40:28,283 I wanna stop! 667 01:40:28,825 --> 01:40:29,950 We'll deliver. 668 01:41:16,950 --> 01:41:17,992 Sue? I... 669 01:41:18,075 --> 01:41:19,200 Fuck off! 670 01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:40,783 Are you sure? 671 01:42:43,242 --> 01:42:45,700 Once you stop, you can't go back. 672 01:42:46,033 --> 01:42:48,658 You will simply remain on your own. 673 01:42:49,367 --> 01:42:51,700 Just on your own. 674 01:42:53,450 --> 01:42:55,617 Just on your own. 675 01:42:55,658 --> 01:42:56,825 On your own... 676 01:42:56,867 --> 01:42:57,867 Shut the fuck up! 677 01:42:58,117 --> 01:42:59,492 On your... 678 01:43:47,992 --> 01:43:49,325 Elisabeth! 679 01:43:49,367 --> 01:43:50,533 We love you! 680 01:43:52,950 --> 01:43:54,367 Over here! 681 01:43:54,408 --> 01:43:56,075 We love you! 682 01:44:00,825 --> 01:44:02,117 I can't. 683 01:44:03,492 --> 01:44:04,533 I can't. 684 01:44:05,075 --> 01:44:06,867 I can't do this. 685 01:44:09,867 --> 01:44:11,367 I need you. 686 01:44:11,950 --> 01:44:13,117 Cause... 687 01:44:13,283 --> 01:44:15,117 I hate myself. 688 01:44:17,950 --> 01:44:19,742 You gotta... 689 01:44:19,992 --> 01:44:21,367 you gotta get ready, 690 01:44:21,533 --> 01:44:23,033 it's our big, it's our big night. 691 01:44:24,992 --> 01:44:27,408 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 692 01:44:28,617 --> 01:44:29,658 Come on. 693 01:44:30,867 --> 01:44:31,867 Come on. 694 01:44:31,992 --> 01:44:33,158 One, two... 695 01:44:33,658 --> 01:44:34,908 you're the only lovable part of me, 696 01:44:34,950 --> 01:44:36,658 you have to come back. 697 01:44:36,825 --> 01:44:37,908 You have to come back! 698 01:44:38,242 --> 01:44:39,283 Come back... 699 01:45:02,992 --> 01:45:03,992 Come on. 700 01:45:05,783 --> 01:45:06,825 Come on. 701 01:45:13,367 --> 01:45:14,367 Come on! 702 01:51:17,075 --> 01:51:19,033 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 703 01:51:19,158 --> 01:51:20,912 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 704 01:51:20,992 --> 01:51:23,742 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 705 01:51:23,783 --> 01:51:25,242 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 706 01:51:25,283 --> 01:51:26,492 You got it? 707 01:51:26,658 --> 01:51:27,700 Okay, let's go. 708 01:51:27,825 --> 01:51:28,825 Come on. 709 01:51:35,617 --> 01:51:36,658 The dress. 710 01:51:37,283 --> 01:51:38,658 Wonderful! 711 01:51:39,158 --> 01:51:40,200 Perfect! 712 01:51:48,158 --> 01:51:49,658 And here you go... 713 01:51:57,408 --> 01:51:58,408 Good. 714 01:51:58,908 --> 01:52:00,033 Can we get the dance light? 715 01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:07,033 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 716 01:53:33,117 --> 01:53:36,117 Sue. They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 717 01:53:38,200 --> 01:53:39,283 Huh? 718 01:54:00,117 --> 01:54:01,617 Have you ever dreamt 719 01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:05,075 of a better version of yourself? 720 01:54:06,158 --> 01:54:07,367 More beautiful, 721 01:54:07,825 --> 01:54:09,242 more perfect... 722 01:54:09,408 --> 01:54:10,408 Sue? 723 01:54:12,242 --> 01:54:13,825 Yes, let me meet you there. 724 01:54:13,992 --> 01:54:15,867 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 725 01:54:32,617 --> 01:54:33,658 Sue. 726 01:54:37,033 --> 01:54:39,450 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 727 01:54:39,533 --> 01:54:42,742 They have been dying to meet you. 728 01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:47,575 Is everything... 729 01:54:48,825 --> 01:54:50,158 okay? 730 01:54:54,867 --> 01:54:56,117 So, smile! 731 01:55:04,075 --> 01:55:06,242 It's what we want tonight! 732 01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:10,783 Pretty girls should always smile. 733 01:55:12,825 --> 01:55:13,867 Girls, come on. 734 01:55:14,075 --> 01:55:15,450 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 735 01:55:17,492 --> 01:55:18,742 Come on, we gotta go. 736 01:55:21,242 --> 01:55:23,325 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 737 01:55:23,492 --> 01:55:24,742 Go, go, go! 738 01:55:24,908 --> 01:55:27,200 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 739 01:56:19,033 --> 01:56:20,450 Hey, ready for tonight? 740 01:57:10,283 --> 01:57:12,075 I need a better version of myself. 741 01:57:12,242 --> 01:57:14,992 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 742 01:57:20,867 --> 01:57:22,367 Please! 743 01:57:24,075 --> 01:57:25,825 Come on! 744 01:59:20,033 --> 01:59:24,033 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 745 01:59:25,867 --> 01:59:27,033 Please say your name, 746 01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:28,700 age, measurements. 747 01:59:32,033 --> 01:59:33,325 I'm... 748 01:59:39,492 --> 01:59:40,867 I'm... 749 02:02:25,533 --> 02:02:26,617 Pretty girls 750 02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:29,325 should always smile. 751 02:03:04,158 --> 02:03:07,408 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 752 02:03:26,117 --> 02:03:28,408 There she is, so beautiful. 753 02:03:29,492 --> 02:03:30,825 We love you! 754 02:03:32,492 --> 02:03:34,033 This is where you belong, 755 02:03:34,075 --> 02:03:35,617 and you'll always belong here. 756 02:03:35,783 --> 02:03:37,075 We can't do it without you. 757 02:03:37,242 --> 02:03:38,658 We could never do it without you. 758 02:03:39,575 --> 02:03:41,242 You're irreplaceable. 759 02:04:09,492 --> 02:04:11,575 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 760 02:04:11,742 --> 02:04:12,828 Alright, come on, everybody. 761 02:04:12,908 --> 02:04:14,117 Let's go, let's go. 762 02:04:17,867 --> 02:04:20,325 You will not be disappointed. 763 02:04:21,117 --> 02:04:23,033 She's my most beautiful creation. 764 02:04:23,200 --> 02:04:25,617 I have shaped her for success. 765 02:06:18,325 --> 02:06:20,700 I'm so happy 766 02:06:20,783 --> 02:06:23,450 to be with you tonight. 767 02:06:26,325 --> 02:06:29,492 I've missed you all 768 02:06:29,617 --> 02:06:32,117 so much! 769 02:07:32,492 --> 02:07:34,033 The monster! 770 02:07:42,242 --> 02:07:43,658 Shoot the monster! 771 02:07:45,117 --> 02:07:46,117 It's a freak! 772 02:07:46,408 --> 02:07:47,450 No! 773 02:07:47,575 --> 02:07:49,783 Shoot the monster! 774 02:07:51,742 --> 02:07:52,825 Monster! 775 02:08:04,533 --> 02:08:05,575 Freak! 776 02:08:07,867 --> 02:08:09,992 You freak! 777 02:08:12,867 --> 02:08:14,658 Monster! 778 02:08:17,950 --> 02:08:19,075 Freak! 779 02:08:20,658 --> 02:08:22,325 Monster! 780 02:08:25,742 --> 02:08:27,158 It's me! 781 02:08:29,075 --> 02:08:30,658 Just me. 782 02:09:35,992 --> 02:09:38,492 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 783 02:09:38,533 --> 02:09:40,408 instead of that nose. 784 02:09:43,325 --> 02:09:44,325 Next! 785 02:09:50,408 --> 02:09:53,700 Pretty girls should always smile. 786 02:09:58,992 --> 02:10:01,492 At 50 it stops. 787 02:13:02,700 --> 02:13:03,992 So beautiful! 788 02:13:04,908 --> 02:13:06,117 We love you! 789 02:13:08,908 --> 02:13:10,867 You're irreplaceable!